Man's best friend. Portfolio's worst enemy.
He doesn't chase sticks anymore. He chases liquidity. Aped the rent. Aped the vet bill. Aped the "contribute to the house" money. Woke up. Checked bags. Down 40%. Good morning.
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Good boy gone bad. Somewhere between "who's a good boy?" and "who's up 100x?", he found pump.fun. There is no going back. There is only the next candle.
Dad said he has to contribute to the house. So he sold the couch, borrowed against the food bowl, and went all in. The house does not know yet.
He can't hold a stay command for 2 seconds but he'll hold a bag through -94%. Loyalty is loyalty. Down catastrophically, still wagging.
No roadmap. No utility. No promises. Just a dog, a terminal, and a dream that this is the one. Man's best friend. Portfolio's worst enemy.
Get a Solana wallet (Phantom). Fund it with SOL.
Copy the $DOG contract address from the top of this page.
Paste it into your DEX, swap SOL for $DOG.
Do zero research. Tell nobody. Become the dog.
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